![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:02 • Filed to: shitpost, Star Wars | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:07 |
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LOL, that’s just a wheel from a Canadian heavy duty dump truck. Buddy.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:07 |
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Most TIE variants don’t come with a hyperdrive so at least you probably don’t need to worry about that.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:10 |
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FAKE! TIE Fighters do NOT have hyperdrives. They depend on other ships for FTL travel.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:17 |
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They don’t have life support either. They are basically space Trabants.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:18 |
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Some light corrosion, but a good chassis.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:21 |
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A GIS for “space Trabant” did not disapppoint.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:23 |
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And of course the obligatory block of keyword spam taunting you to flag the ad:
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![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:24 |
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Too many sides!
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:27 |
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Correct. Everyone knows Canadians drive on square wheels. These are clearly hexagons.
![]() 11/21/2019 at 10:32 |
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They were going for maximum smoothness. Total disruption!
![]() 11/21/2019 at 11:16 |
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“ Without certified dyno slips for the Kessel Run, it didn’t happen...”
![]() 11/21/2019 at 11:16 |
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This is actually hilarious. Really hilarious.